A fun-loving, irreverent send-up of the north London New Age scene by an obvious insider. Long-term Crouch Ender, Jimmy, is a tequila drinking yoga teacher with a psychotic, wing chun expert for a girlfriend. His inescapable poverty forces him to take a job as a sushi chef in a local Japanese restaurant run by Hu Jin – a Chinese man from Guangdong. Desperate to succeed within the world of Japanese cuisine and longing to renounce the hipster and pram pusher scene of coffee shop hangouts, he makes a foray into the ancient art of Nyotaimori: the serving of sushi on the bodies of still, naked women. Wild times and hilarity propel him towards an unimaginable success… and an ending never to be forgotten.